Turdgatory 

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

Turdgatory by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

Turdgatory 

When you have to take a shit but it hasn't fully formed yet so it's stuck in ur bowels

Uh those enchiladas I ate earlier are almost on their way out, they're stuck in Turdgatory

Turdgatory by don vino December 9, 2014