Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

turdnado 

a tornado of feces

That's not a shitstorm, it's a turdnado!

turdnado by vasizis August 23, 2011

turdnado 

a tornado made entirely out of turds; its size increases with every turd it picks up.

Did you see that turdnado? It was made out of turds.

turdnado by turdburg. July 25, 2011

turdnado 

a person, as a whole, that reminds you of a piece of shit.

well...i went out last night and i ran into that turdnado, eric!

turdnado by kay_c1101 February 8, 2010

Turdnado 

A circulating shower of shit usually found in Lake.

People were worried when the Turdnado hit, then they realised is was just a shower of shit.

Turdnado by MrPookay November 11, 2022

tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.

Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.

tardnado by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

tardnado by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012