turdlett

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

by trent&tim September 02, 2006

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K November 16, 2007

Turdlette

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

by Honky Tonk Grandma September 25, 2018