turdlette 

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

turdlette by W K December 13, 2007

Turdlette 

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

Turdlette by Honky Tonk Grandma September 24, 2018

Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

Turdcutter

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.

Turdcutter by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008

turdlets 

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

turdlets by Anonymous March 28, 2003

turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009