turdlets 

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

turdlets by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Turdless 

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

Turdless by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

Turdlet 

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

Turdlet by Anonymous June 21, 2003

turdlett 

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

turdlett by trent&tim September 1, 2006

Turdlet 

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

Turdlet by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

MOIST TURDLET 

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

MOIST TURDLET by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

Turdlet 

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

Turdlet by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011