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difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex
I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.
by Bathsheba09 January 08, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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