turdlinger 

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

turlingdrome. 

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."

Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"

turlingdrome. by A whelk July 8, 2006

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

Turdling 

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

Turdling by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

Turddigger 

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

Turddigger by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turdling 

A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

turdling by fatmacman September 5, 2005