turdager 

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

turdager by downpourpillager October 1, 2016

turdage 

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

Unpredicted Turdage by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

turdnager 

A teenager who is acting like a turd, doing things that are particularly teenage-like.

"Son!, (who is annoying his younger sibling), stop being a turdnager and leave your brother alone"

turdnager by Bikeboy555 January 2, 2016

turdger 

burger + turd (hamburger feces)

Fresh turdgers in the kitchen. get them while their hot.

turdger by il nut eggs out March 20, 2020

Turdage 

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

Turdage by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022