Turdalgia 

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd

Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.

Turdalgia by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

turdalicious by susiekins July 8, 2007

Turdalige

Turdalige

A deeply unpleasant accumulation of poop that you wipe out of your butt and onto the toilet paper, especially when there is an excessive amount that requires multiple wipes to remove.

Possible causes:
• A massive bowel movement
• An especially messy poop
• Questionable food choices
• Gastrointestinal betrayal

How to identify Turdalige:
• Discovery: Wipe and discover poop on the toilet paper.
• Assessment: Realize there is significantly more than expected.
• Execution: Continue wiping until the Turdalige is gone.
• Aftercare: Confirm the toilet paper has achieved victory.

"Bro, there was so much Turdalige on that toilet pape\.”

"I thought I was done, but I had another round of Turdalige.”

“That was some serious Turdalige — I went through half a roll.”

Turdalige by EthanolLancx August 16, 2026