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The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.
turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013
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Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage
They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling
Turdage by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.
'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'
Family name known for large dicks
Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach
turnage by TCal2020 May 19, 2017
The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.
turbage by Peter M. February 2, 2005
A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.
"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."
Tardage by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

Bret Turnage 

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.
OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!
Bret Turnage by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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