tabtard

someone worse than a retard

iTab is such a tabtard.

by itsnun March 22, 2021

Tastard

One of unlikable action or people

Bro ashton is such a Tastard

by K4 Rhino January 3, 2021

Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tattard

Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.

Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.

by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

tabardgerie

noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.

I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.

by Nick T W January 11, 2009