tubward
a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet
tubward by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007
Tubtard
A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.
My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.
Tubtard by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020
tubard
tubard by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007
tubbard
No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:
1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.
In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".
1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.
In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".
1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"
tubbard by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008
Tublard
Tublard by Lard muncher April 6, 2021