tubward

a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet

i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red

by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007

Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

tubard

tubard is a term used to define tubby people who eat everything in the cuboard

your sister is such a tubard

stop being such a tubard

by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007

tubbard

No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:

1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.

In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".

1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"

by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008

tubtarded

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

by Emski October 30, 2006

Tublard

Eating a tub of lard, yum.

Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice

by Lard muncher April 6, 2021