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No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:

1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.

In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".
1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"
tubbard by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008
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A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.
My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.
Tubtard by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020
Related Words
a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet
i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red
tubward by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007
Noun; The Act of being Huge, Fat, Large and or Ugly.
DAYUMM, look at big-bye.... what a tubbarton.
Tubbarton by okay101 February 18, 2010
tubard is a term used to define tubby people who eat everything in the cuboard
your sister is such a tubard

stop being such a tubard
tubard by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007

tubtarded 

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.
I am so tubtarded I can't even move.
tubtarded by Emski October 30, 2006
Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice
Tublard by Lard muncher April 6, 2021
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