tubard

tubard is a term used to define tubby people who eat everything in the cuboard

your sister is such a tubard

stop being such a tubard

by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

tubar

tuned up beyond all recognition

Hey dude, your BMW M5 is tubar.
Hell yeah!

by sisoljub March 18, 2008

tabardgerie

noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.

I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.

by Nick T W January 11, 2009

Tubariaphiliac

An extemely confused person who enjoys watching the opposite sex(or same sex depending on sexual attractiongay/straight) commense the act of diarrhea in a hot tub.

"Fred gave jenny xlax so he could see her fill the hot tub with shit."

"Dude be a Tubariaphiliac!"

by Alex Hilt June 23, 2008

tubward

a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet

i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red

by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007