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Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice
Tublard by Lard muncher April 6, 2021
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Tubolardish 

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.
Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.
Tubolardish by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010
Related Words

tubolard 

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard
Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!
tubolard by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

Tubalard 

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14
Rob m. is a Tubalard
Tubalard by Herman August 12, 2003
A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.
My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.
Tubtard by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020
a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet
i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red
tubward by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007

tumblard 

fat people on tumblr
you're a tumblard
tumblard by pussygay January 18, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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