Tublard

Eating a tub of lard, yum.

Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice

by Lard muncher April 6, 2021

Tubolardish

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.

Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.

by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010

tubolard

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard

Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!

by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

Tubalard

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14

Rob m. is a Tubalard

by Herman August 12, 2003

Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

tubward

a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet

i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red

by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007

tumblard

fat people on tumblr

you're a tumblard

by pussygay January 18, 2016