Tsssh
The onomatopoeia made by someone proving their prowess by licking their finger and pressing it to their (red-hot) behind.
Tsssh by Zoboomafoobar June 24, 2009
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tasshole
tasshole by smellmytasshole November 22, 2010
tsss
An expression of disapproval, contempt, or dissatisfaction conveyed by use of this sound.
Also may be used as an expression in strenous situations.
Also may be used as an expression in strenous situations.
tssst tsss
That strange sound a person makes when they're laughing but trying to hide it, sort of like the end of the "Badum-Tssss" drum sound.
tssst tsss by WhatTheFaqJustHappened December 4, 2017
Tsss
Tsss by Julio jones January 14, 2020
Tisshoulder
When a guy finds out a girl has recently broken up with her boyfriend, and tries to have sex with her, he becomes a Tisshoulder.
This is because he poses as a 'shoulder to cry on' and has a metaphorical 'tissue' on his shoulder, representing his 'caring' nature.
This is because he poses as a 'shoulder to cry on' and has a metaphorical 'tissue' on his shoulder, representing his 'caring' nature.
Person A: Hey I heard Mandy broke up with her boyfriend!
Person B: Oh no, better cheer her up with a quick shag!
Person A: Man, you're such a Tisshoulder. Bad attitude man.
Person B: Oh no, better cheer her up with a quick shag!
Person A: Man, you're such a Tisshoulder. Bad attitude man.
Tisshoulder by pianofortepianoforte December 17, 2008
TSSST
1. the sound of a male queef*
*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening
2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**
**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice
*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening
2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**
**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice
Emily: so then my dog had to go back for her pedicure and since bobby wouldn't take her i got really stressed out. that reminds me of how somebody stepped on my shoe when i was at the mall. sometimes i just wonder why people are--
George: tssst
(silence)
George: tssst
(silence)
TSSST by Beefy Mcstruggenoff June 13, 2010
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.