Trumpus 

when you find out your parents / family voted for Donald Trump and you start to reflect on your past life decisions like when you were 8 and you contemplated leaving your house because your mum took your DSI. And you realise, you really should've left so you would go on a trumpus (leave forever) and you wouldn't have to feel disgusted when looking at your family coz they ruined the whole of america. :))

Me: omg Donal Trump has won
Mum: thats great, my vote counted
Me: Bye mum i'm going on a trumpus *leaves house for 4 years until another president is elected*

Trumpus by AlexPalonious November 17, 2016

Trumpus Fugit

All the time the USA is wasting while they have POTUS Trump on duty, or time you waste reading Tump news

- Did you read this weekend Trump tweets about... shithole countries, climate change policies, Travel ban's, Obamacare, oil pipelines, nuclear threats...
- man, Trumpus Fugit, don't waste your time

Trumpus Fugit by Lorenzo_Lamas January 16, 2018

Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

trumps willy 

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

trumps willy by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

Trumpster Fire 

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

Trumpish 

To be petty or vindictive, or worse, both at the same time.

Former Governor Perry's commentary on the election for student body president at Texas A&M was utterly trumpish.

Trumpish by ThierryIsAble March 24, 2017