Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.
(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)
Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”
Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”
Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”
Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”
by Fart Esq September 17, 2023
Get the Trumpinium mug.1, Trumpinion: Any wild-ass assessment/opinion asserting to be valid but having little or no basis in fact, truth, or logic. Frequently associated with self promotion. Also associated with resolute believers unfettered by facts. See Truminion.
2, Trumpinions: the collected assertions of Donald Trump
2, Trumpinions: the collected assertions of Donald Trump
Don't believe his assertions, they're just trumpinions.
also,
He believes everything the president says. He doesn't know truth from trumpinions
also,
He believes everything the president says. He doesn't know truth from trumpinions
by Tidytalker October 4, 2019
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A white person being rude, racist, and threatening to non-whites, due to Donald Trump being President of the United States, and thinking they're all that because of it.
"Trump is going to deport your asses all of you," said the white man. In response, "Don't trumpinize me, you're lucky my kids are here."
by Heru101 February 10, 2017
Get the trumpinize mug.Prior to Anno Trumpini, MAGA hats were innocuous political swag. Now they represent a wave of ignorance and bigotry that has been normalized under the guise of “political alignment.”
by susan munster August 30, 2020
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Get the trumpirism mug.An obese- or obscene-looking quadrilateral with zero parallel sides—also known as “trumpezoid” in the Commonwealth countries.
by MathPlus September 19, 2020
Get the Trumpezium mug.The version of feminism exhibited by Donald J. Trump, characterized by holding and fiercely defending contradicting attitudes towards women with no regard for his own past precedents. Specific tenets are
1. continually rating and quantifying women and making his evaluations publicly known
2. believing that, despite offending them, he will win women voters "just because"
3. saying, in all seriousness "Nobody has more respect for women than me.", while simultaneously:
i constantly mansplaining
ii bragging about his own acts of sexual assault
iii facing a trial for the accused rape of a 13 year old child
iv being involved in debates on public media defending his misogynistic comments and actions
v victim-blaming the women accusing him of sexual assault by suggesting they only want fame
vi never exhibiting remorse
1. continually rating and quantifying women and making his evaluations publicly known
2. believing that, despite offending them, he will win women voters "just because"
3. saying, in all seriousness "Nobody has more respect for women than me.", while simultaneously:
i constantly mansplaining
ii bragging about his own acts of sexual assault
iii facing a trial for the accused rape of a 13 year old child
iv being involved in debates on public media defending his misogynistic comments and actions
v victim-blaming the women accusing him of sexual assault by suggesting they only want fame
vi never exhibiting remorse
Donald Trump displayed fierce Trumpenism by believing that people would be swayed by his pathetic apology for his lewd comments in the past.
by Peter Nickeleater October 19, 2016
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