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Trumpinium 

Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.
(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)

Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”

Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”
Trumpinium by Fart Esq September 17, 2023
Words you can keep

Trumpinion 

1, Trumpinion: Any wild-ass assessment/opinion asserting to be valid but having little or no basis in fact, truth, or logic. Frequently associated with self promotion. Also associated with resolute believers unfettered by facts. See Truminion.
2, Trumpinions: the collected assertions of Donald Trump
Don't believe his assertions, they're just trumpinions.
also,
He believes everything the president says. He doesn't know truth from trumpinions
Trumpinion by Tidytalker October 4, 2019

trumpinize

A white person being rude, racist, and threatening to non-whites, due to Donald Trump being President of the United States, and thinking they're all that because of it.
"Trump is going to deport your asses all of you," said the white man. In response, "Don't trumpinize me, you're lucky my kids are here."
trumpinize by Heru101 February 10, 2017

Anno Trumpini 

Prior to Anno Trumpini, MAGA hats were innocuous political swag. Now they represent a wave of ignorance and bigotry that has been normalized under the guise of “political alignment.”
Anno Trumpini by susan munster August 30, 2020

trumpirism 

(n): the belief that political office is an opportunity for self enrichment.
The new Senator is engaging in trumpirism. Please sign this petition today.
trumpirism by Witless in Seattle February 3, 2017

Trumpezium 

An obese- or obscene-looking quadrilateral with zero parallel sides—also known as “trumpezoid” in the Commonwealth countries.
What Americans call a trumpezium, the British call a trumpezoid, and vice versa.
Trumpezium by MathPlus September 19, 2020

trumpenism

The version of feminism exhibited by Donald J. Trump, characterized by holding and fiercely defending contradicting attitudes towards women with no regard for his own past precedents. Specific tenets are
1. continually rating and quantifying women and making his evaluations publicly known
2. believing that, despite offending them, he will win women voters "just because"
3. saying, in all seriousness "Nobody has more respect for women than me.", while simultaneously:

i constantly mansplaining

ii bragging about his own acts of sexual assault

iii facing a trial for the accused rape of a 13 year old child

iv being involved in debates on public media defending his misogynistic comments and actions

v victim-blaming the women accusing him of sexual assault by suggesting they only want fame

vi never exhibiting remorse
Donald Trump displayed fierce Trumpenism by believing that people would be swayed by his pathetic apology for his lewd comments in the past.
trumpenism by Peter Nickeleater October 19, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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