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Trumpcard 

To discard any factual statement by bringing in a circular argument, appeal to authority or any other well-used and abused forms of fallacies. Simply put, if you can't beat them, confuse them. A strategy to win bigly and not get tired of winning. Recently seen in public use by POTUS Trump and his group of minions, lead by Sean Spicer.
NYT Rep: But, Mr. President, where did you get the info about this terror -
POTUS: It was on FOX news!
NYT Rep: Okay, but the news was covering your statements, right?
POTUS: Why would they cover it if it was not true?! Believe me, they are very smart people. Ver smart, I tell you. They know what they were doing.

NYT cam guy: Damn! He played the trumpcard again!
Trumpcard by abwolverine February 19, 2017
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Trumpcards.com 

Trumpcards.com is a web address using the most obvious play on words possible almost probably insuring that The Orange Mercenary-in-Chief has now copyrighted the words Trump, Card, Trumpcard, and Trumpcards.

The most humiliating and empty use of a teaser for a special announcement ever!

A former failed and twice impeached insurrectionist president pushing election denial lies sells online jpeg action figure cosplay cards NFT’s to his cult members for $99.00; thus proving that people over 70 don’t know how the internet actually works

Can you say screen capture, Donny? I knew that you could!!!!!!

This future failed venture was launched to coincide with the capture and extradition of Sam Bankman-Fried crypto currency Ponzi scheme perpetrator; and, Elon Musk banning journalist from Twitter because everyone knows that evil comes in threes.

It’s not ironic; it’s more like heavy handed forced coincidence.
Did you get your Trumpcard NFT’s from Trumpcards.com, yet? They are only $99.00 for pixels that you can screen capture, BUT, each time you buy one you are automatically entered into a sweepstakes to Dine with the Donald!!!!! WHAT A BARGAN!!!!!!

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.
Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!
Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

TrumpCare 

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

Trumpcare 

so-called "compassionate conservatism" healthcare which in other words illustrates the Dumpublican desire to eliminate subsidized Healthcare to the poorer folks in America, and would also repeal the 3.8 percent Medicaid tax that is surtaxed on investment and dividend income over 200k (and .9 percent on ordinary income over 200k). These taxes have helped fund subsidies to the poorer sick people, but are so insignificant to the wealthy in terms of affecting their quality of life (I would know). Republicans like to say it's better for everyone, but mainly it will give the wealthy a little more money, and leave many people penniless and sick.
Donald Trump promised his grand plan of Trumpcare to make healthcare better for all Americans, even though it is a deceptive misnomer that would screw many of the less fortunate and slightly benefit the wealthy.
Trumpcare by tomcatace April 1, 2017

trumperdink 

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.
"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes
trumperdink by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016