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An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.
by TheFlashSimiValley May 06, 2017
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so-called "compassionate conservatism" healthcare which in other words illustrates the Dumpublican desire to eliminate subsidized Healthcare to the poorer folks in America, and would also repeal the 3.8 percent Medicaid tax that is surtaxed on investment and dividend income over 200k (and .9 percent on ordinary income over 200k). These taxes have helped fund subsidies to the poorer sick people, but are so insignificant to the wealthy in terms of affecting their quality of life (I would know). Republicans like to say it's better for everyone, but mainly it will give the wealthy a little more money, and leave many people penniless and sick.
Donald Trump promised his grand plan of Trumpcare to make healthcare better for all Americans, even though it is a deceptive misnomer that would screw many of the less fortunate and slightly benefit the wealthy.
by tomcatace April 01, 2017
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Something that should have nener happened because to have Trumpcare,Trump has to actually care about people..and when has that ever happened?
Man,Trumpcare is a scam!
I know!
by Kantelope March 23, 2017
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The word that makes you cringe whenever you hear it and makes you realize the United States is going to shit.

This word also makes you proud to be a Canadian.
Donald Trump: "TrumpCare will cover everyone for a fraction of the cost"

All News Outlets: "Over 20 million people are expected to lose healthcare with the new bill proposed by the Trump Administration, dubbed 'TrumpCare'".

Canadians: "Trumpcare is fucked, eh? Let's go to Timmies."
by Real Don March 20, 2017
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A joke took off of Obamacare saying that just because Republicans did not create Obamacare they don't like it, and if the Republicans did create an Obamacare named Trumpcare, they would like it.
"Trumpcare! Ugh!"
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by POOPHEADISAWAFFLEHEAD March 25, 2017
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The new Republican health care program adopted by our government which takes care of Americans bigly, like no other! This program provides assistance to our top 1% while leaving the rest of 'merica free to treat using the incredible health care provided by the great Dr. Google!
I thought I was having a hear attack the other day but thanks to Trumpcare, I discovered it was probably only a *gasp....*cough....*wheeze..*dies..
by Girl 6 January 26, 2017
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A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick
Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.
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by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017
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