Trump Boner 

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.

"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"

Trump Boner by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017

rusty trumpbone 

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016

trumboner 

Being obsessed with the school band.

Jake has a trumboner. He ditched us to go to the school band concert.

trumboner by Naved July 16, 2010

trumpoonery 

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.

You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).

trumpoonery by LostFido February 7, 2018

Rusty Trumpbone 

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.

Rusty Trumpbone by StevieGSpot69 October 16, 2019

Trumboner 

When you get hit with that Trump dick.

Look at that rich bitch, you know she be gettin that trumboner!

Trumboner by Wadsley July 15, 2023