trumboner

Being obsessed with the school band.

Jake has a trumboner. He ditched us to go to the school band concert.

by Naved July 16, 2010

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 05, 2002

trumbone

When someone licks a man Butthole while they stroke the mans penis

Nothing gets you going like a women giving you a trumbone

by eroc September 23, 2003

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)

dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore

by c knock February 27, 2006

rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.

it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand

by zak k. June 09, 2003