progbored

When you're bored but addicted to coding. And hunting for sample problems to code quick fixes.

I'm surfing Quora because I'm progbored.

by LostFido January 25, 2021

watching this space

The act of waiting for someone to remember something.

We are watching this space until Rachel Maddow remembers that her sign-off used to be 'watch this space'.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

damesplainin'

It's the gender equivalent to mansplainin'. When a female inaccurately explains a male tendency.

My girlfriend is damesplainin' my tendency to 'swoon' when someone squeezes my balls.

by LostFido August 17, 2019

selflit

When you have been gaslighting for so long, you believe in your own bullshit.

Karine Jeane Pierre has been gaslighting for so long, she's now selflit.

by LostFido April 23, 2024

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 10, 2018

administracial

A common flub by over-excited news anchors when they really mean 'Administrative Official'. There is a connotation, however, that the administrative officials are being racist.

Trump proved tonight that he was an administracial when he described Haiti as being a sh**-hole country.

by LostFido January 12, 2018