LostFido's definitions

damesplainin'

It's the gender equivalent to mansplainin'. When a female inaccurately explains a male tendency.

My girlfriend is damesplainin' my tendency to 'swoon' when someone squeezes my balls.

by LostFido August 17, 2019

administracial

A common flub by over-excited news anchors when they really mean 'Administrative Official'. There is a connotation, however, that the administrative officials are being racist.

Trump proved tonight that he was an administracial when he described Haiti as being a sh**-hole country.

by LostFido January 11, 2018

hucking up a bee

The act of extolling or promoting the benefits of someone else's bullshit idea to the point of looking like a total fool.

Sarah Huckasplain was hucking up a bee with regard to Trump's tax cuts for the middle class.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

watching this space

The act of waiting for someone to remember something.

We are watching this space until Rachel Maddow remembers that her sign-off used to be 'watch this space'.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

trumpoon

A buffoon who works for Trump.

Stephen Miller has proven to be a total trumpoon.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

trumpoonery

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.

You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).

by LostFido February 7, 2018