progbored

When you're bored but addicted to coding. And hunting for sample problems to code quick fixes.

I'm surfing Quora because I'm progbored.

by LostFido January 25, 2021

free spirit

A term coined by cops during an investigative documentary to politely describe a woman's behavior when they really mean she is or was a slut.

The police described Abigail as a free spirit who frequented bars.

by LostFido February 14, 2018

watching this space

The act of waiting for someone to remember something.

We are watching this space until Rachel Maddow remembers that her sign-off used to be 'watch this space'.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

damesplainin'

It's the gender equivalent to mansplainin'. When a female inaccurately explains a male tendency.

My girlfriend is damesplainin' my tendency to 'swoon' when someone squeezes my balls.

by LostFido August 17, 2019

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 10, 2018

hucking up a bee

The act of extolling or promoting the benefits of someone else's bullshit idea to the point of looking like a total fool.

Sarah Huckasplain was hucking up a bee with regard to Trump's tax cuts for the middle class.

by LostFido January 23, 2018