Definitions by LostFido

selflit 

When you have been gaslighting for so long, you believe in your own bullshit.

Karine Jeane Pierre has been gaslighting for so long, she's now selflit.

selflit by LostFido April 23, 2024

progbored 

When you're bored but addicted to coding. And hunting for sample problems to code quick fixes.

I'm surfing Quora because I'm progbored.

progbored by LostFido January 25, 2021

commersh 

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.

I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.

commersh by LostFido January 25, 2021

damesplainin' 

It's the gender equivalent to mansplainin'. When a female inaccurately explains a male tendency.

My girlfriend is damesplainin' my tendency to 'swoon' when someone squeezes my balls.

damesplainin' by LostFido August 17, 2019

free spirit 

A term coined by cops during an investigative documentary to politely describe a woman's behavior when they really mean she is or was a slut.

The police described Abigail as a free spirit who frequented bars.

free spirit by LostFido February 14, 2018

hopeful bullshit 

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

hopeful bullshit by LostFido February 11, 2018

trumpoonery 

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.

You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).

trumpoonery by LostFido February 7, 2018