LostFido's definitions

commersh

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.

I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.

by LostFido January 25, 2021

free spirit

A term coined by cops during an investigative documentary to politely describe a woman's behavior when they really mean she is or was a slut.

The police described Abigail as a free spirit who frequented bars.

by LostFido February 14, 2018

selflit

When you have been gaslighting for so long, you believe in your own bullshit.

Karine Jeane Pierre has been gaslighting for so long, she's now selflit.

by LostFido April 23, 2024

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

damesplainin'

It's the gender equivalent to mansplainin'. When a female inaccurately explains a male tendency.

My girlfriend is damesplainin' my tendency to 'swoon' when someone squeezes my balls.

by LostFido August 17, 2019

trumpoon

A buffoon who works for Trump.

Stephen Miller has proven to be a total trumpoon.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

administracial

A common flub by over-excited news anchors when they really mean 'Administrative Official'. There is a connotation, however, that the administrative officials are being racist.

Trump proved tonight that he was an administracial when he described Haiti as being a sh**-hole country.

by LostFido January 11, 2018