Trump-bone 

To grab a male by the genitals; not to be mistaken with the trump.

"This guy on the subway was being weird so I Trump-boned him...problem solved"

Trump-bone by adamrodionov October 19, 2016

Crusty Trump Bone 

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"

That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.

Crusty Trump Bone by jawonmain January 13, 2008

crusty Trump bone 

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

crusty Trump bone by jawonmain January 19, 2008

Trump Boner 

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.

"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"

Trump Boner by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017

rusty trumpbone 

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016

TrumpBowel 

The worst stink on the planet. A combination of dead brain cells, eastern european vaginal juice from catalog wifes, Mike Pence's late night semen injection and the death rot of the once great dream called America.

The rust belt emits a never ending stink of TrumpBowel. Too bad those hicks will get nothing except more war and the delusion that dumb white people are entitled to anything.

TrumpBowel by Um Boppa Mow Wow December 5, 2016

rusty trumbone 

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

rusty trumbone by brassman October 14, 2003