Trouft 

Time of the day between lunch and happy hour when office workers suffer from declining brain function.

I can't think right now because I'm in the trouft of my day

Trouft by DrBobby November 16, 2018

Potomac brown trout 

a reference to the presence of raw sewage in much of the Potomac River.

Washing our dishes in the river on that camp out wasn't a good idea. With all those Potomac brown trout, we could end up getting hepatitis!

Potomac brown trout by Ann Tetum December 3, 2010

Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

Packing a Trout 

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

Amber Trout 

A slimy, stinky fish that swims in Lake Travis Villas. It jumps in every boat,it is very clingy ,its loose, flabby and the smell lingers.

That Amber Trout stinks!

Amber Trout by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

grimy trout 

The act of one male approaching another male from behind and putting his hand in between the back of his upper thighs and moving his hands in a back and forth slapping motion.

This act must be performed while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout!"

This motion is an exact replica of the male trout swimming up stream during mating season.

To be extra grimy, the man will move his hand in an upward motion, coming in contact with the male genitalia, testicles, and or gooch. This motion is done while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout, swimming up stream!"

The act of performing a grimy trout should never be done in a homosexual way, but only as a friendly way to say, Hi, or How are you? It can also be done to people who you really don't like and want to humiliate in public.

If not done in a friendly way, only grimy trout chaches, frat stars, and others who you really don't like.

grimy trout- Wow Paul, that grimy trout really was the grimiest thing that anyone has ever done to a chach like me.

Woa! What did you just do to me?
You know you liked that grimy trout fag.

grimy trout by D-North August 8, 2008

mall trout 

Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.

The mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn't make things any easier.

mall trout by DownWithGravity April 3, 2010