Trashbear

Gaurdian and protector of the trashdumps of the universe!

will maul people for trash

Trashbear gnawed the mean 80s obsessed wigger to death and then ate some trash.

Trashbear by trashbear March 16, 2003

trashbarging 

Trashbarging is precisely the same as motorboating, except for the fact that when trashbarging the trashbarger places their face in the cleavage of the trashbargees ass, rather than their breasts.

I met this girl named Boston at the bar the other night and bought her a few drinks... By the end of the night, I was trashbarging Boston's harbor!

trashbarging by Emptied November 8, 2007

trashvertising 

The act of advertising by leaving printed promotional materials where someone will have remove it and/or throw it away to go about their daily business. Fliers on door handles, fliers on car windshields, "sample" newspapers in the driveway. These items often end up in the parking lot, street, etc. as people typically just throw them somewhere to get them out of the way.

<winter time>
Neighbor 1: "Watcha doing?"
Neighbor 2: "Fixing my snow blower. Blades are jammed." *grunts*
Neighbor 1: "From what?"
Neighbor 2: (pulls out a mangled wad of paper) "That stupid ad-covered newspaper thingy."
Neighbor 1: "Salty. You get the daily paper?."
Neighbor 2: "No. It's just a bunch of ads they give out...try and get you to subscribe. They throw them all over the neighborhood."
Neighbor 1: "What dicks."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah...I hate the Plain Dealer and their trashvertising. It's gonna cost me $50 to have this thing fixed."

trashvertising by citiz3n February 15, 2010

trashware 

Software installed on a computer that is considered to be junk, or of poor quality. This can include anything from games or software utilities to operating systems.

A few software titles considered to be trashware are: weatherbug, limewire, and the Macintosh OS.

trashware by J Fox December 10, 2008

trashbag slut 

(n): One who is a dumping ground for semen or other bodily fluids. This individual usually has poor hygiene resulting from large amounts of alcohol consumption. A trashbag slut could be found at low end parties drinking a variety of alcoholic beverages and packing as much penis into her/him as psychically possible. Rarely do trashbag sluts give any to little thought about who they sleep with. This could be because of one or two things. One because of strict parental units or two because the alcohol they've consumed has wiped their memory clean. Trashbag sluts model themselves after the late and great Ke$ha spelled with a dollar sign. She is what they refer to as a lyrical genius due to the relatable lyrics found in her songs.

Ke$ha is Queen of all trashbag sluts

trashbag slut by Someone who hates Ke$ha'smusic July 7, 2011

Trashbag 

A trashy female, who sleeps with a guy to get rides, food, a place to sleep, or alcohol/vices; generally arriving or being picked up with one or more trashbags full all of of her clothing and other random found items. ; one who barters sexual favors for rides or alcohol/vices.

Can someone please tell Eric to quit bringing trashbags home! Ugh. I hope she finds a ride to the casino soon so we can lock her out.

Trashbag by JustAllie November 22, 2018

trashfart

When someone's gas smells like old rotten trash. It is a distinct smell unlike other farts ie. eggfarts, dairyfarts, shitfarts. You literally can smell something rotting away in the culprits intestines. Sometimes, it requires intervention with a shop-vac.

Dude! That was a rancid trashfart! Go check your drawers!

trashfart by adsz June 5, 2010