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transfartmation 

the act at which one places their communication device in close proximity to their anal cavity at a time they need to flatulate.
Nate - ***DOOOOOOOO*****
Joe - NICE TRANSFARTMATION, NATE!
Nate - Oh yeah that smells like shit!
Joe- Good I hope you choke on it when you try talking to me
transfartmation by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

trashbarging 

Trashbarging is precisely the same as motorboating, except for the fact that when trashbarging the trashbarger places their face in the cleavage of the trashbargees ass, rather than their breasts.
I met this girl named Boston at the bar the other night and bought her a few drinks... By the end of the night, I was trashbarging Boston's harbor!
trashbarging by Emptied November 8, 2007

Trashford 

A Nickname given to English professional footballer Marcus Rashford When he performs badly for Manchester United or England
"did you see Trashford miss that penalty? Horrible!
Trashford by summa-lummadooma-lumma November 24, 2021

trashvertising 

The act of advertising by leaving printed promotional materials where someone will have remove it and/or throw it away to go about their daily business. Fliers on door handles, fliers on car windshields, "sample" newspapers in the driveway. These items often end up in the parking lot, street, etc. as people typically just throw them somewhere to get them out of the way.
<winter time>
Neighbor 1: "Watcha doing?"
Neighbor 2: "Fixing my snow blower. Blades are jammed." *grunts*
Neighbor 1: "From what?"
Neighbor 2: (pulls out a mangled wad of paper) "That stupid ad-covered newspaper thingy."
Neighbor 1: "Salty. You get the daily paper?."
Neighbor 2: "No. It's just a bunch of ads they give out...try and get you to subscribe. They throw them all over the neighborhood."
Neighbor 1: "What dicks."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah...I hate the Plain Dealer and their trashvertising. It's gonna cost me $50 to have this thing fixed."
trashvertising by citiz3n February 15, 2010

trashware 

Software installed on a computer that is considered to be junk, or of poor quality. This can include anything from games or software utilities to operating systems.
A few software titles considered to be trashware are: weatherbug, limewire, and the Macintosh OS.
trashware by J Fox December 10, 2008

Manual Transfart 

Noun. The act of physically removing a fart from its source to another so as to put the blame on an innocent party or to make someone puke as in transporting the fart to their face. The vector for communication is usually by hand, though a jar can be used for preservation; i.e. if the targeted party is not within vicinity.
Manual Transfarts can be used to evoke infuriation, life-long resentment, and straight up convulsive laughter for the doer of the action.
Manual Transfart by Danibongar April 18, 2008