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Toybota

A fictional parody of toyota seen in Wonder Bread car cards and top gear
Well i've been here in a Toybota
by Mark1106 March 22, 2023
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toyota pickup

Toyota's compact truck sold in america before introducing the popular Tacoma.

its basically the same thing as the Toyota Hilux. these things may as well as be bullet proof, top gear tried to kill one and failed. surprisingly they can be found for pretty cheap if you keep your eyes out for one, and make a great first car for anyone due to their reliability, toughness and good fuel economy
my toyota pickup has 200,000 miles and counting. it would take some serious c4 to actually kill this thing
by toyotapickupman November 15, 2012
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Toyota Supra

An absolutely fantastic Japanese sports car that is over glorified by 11-year-old kids who worship it no matter if its outdated by this point. It is specially adored by kids who just watched Fast And Furious and already think its the best car of all time, these are the same people who say that you're not a real car guy if you like supercars and that any Koenigsegg wouldn't stand a chance against a bone stock Supra.
Child: What's your favorite car? Mine is a Toyota Supra!
Person 1: Yo, i love the brand new Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut! Its super awesome!
Child: Did you know that a Supra, a Japanese Toyota Sports car is way faster than any car in the world if you 2JZ-Swap it?
Person 1: But a supra already comes stock with a 2J-
Child: Shhhs.
by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020
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Toyota Prius

The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.
"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.
by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020
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Toyotadope

A toyotadope is a person who recurrently exhibits very poor driving ability and judgement in a passive manner. In contrast to the poor aggressive driving characteristics ov the typical Mustang or entry level BMW driver, the road manner ov the toyotadope is halcyon under the delusion that they are operating in a safe manner. Although the disease may afflict owners ov other marques, the uncanny commonality ov symptoms apparent in drivers ov non-sporting Toyota and Lexus automobiles warrants the appellative designation ov Toyotadope. Symptoms ov the disease include driving well under the speed limit, taking an excessive length ov time to execute a turn, failure to drive after a traffic light turns green, stopping as soon as a light turns yellow, swerving all over their lane without drug inebriation, randomly stopping without triggering their hazard lights, and stopping when the adjacent traffic has a stop sign and the toyotadope does not. Although the toyotadope may believe that they are driving in a safe manner, their behavior clearly increases the level ov hazard by clogging up the sensical and consensual flow ov traffic. The proliferation ov toyotadopes can be viewed as a plague or scourge ov the roadways, and trepidation must be taken while operating a vehicle in vicinity to them. It must also be noted from quantitative observation that the most common type ov person afflicted with the disease is a young to middle aged female with leftist political ideologies.
I'm sorry that your pizza is late sir. I was stuck behind a toyotadope for most ov the way here.
by Puddles the Seal January 3, 2019
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1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo

Coolest 90s sports car EVER! sleek,fast,and stunningly beautiful can be distinguished from lesser models by its meaner stance, 5-spoke alloy rims, and rear spoiler. the twin turbo 1JZ-GTE motor spitting out 276 horses makes it a threat to anything under $45000 and in black it just looks badass!
holy shit! did you see that! what was that thing! it must have been doing 140! easy

that my friend was a 1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo
we'll never catch that in our riced out civic with a fart can,neons, and 8000lbs of various crap; none of which helps performance.

you got that right lets go get some ghetto ass spinner hubcaps from auto-zone.

ok, woo-hoo!
by pacesetter December 7, 2010
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Toyota Prius

A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.
When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.
by DildoWarior July 9, 2016
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