Toyotadope 

A toyotadope is a person who recurrently exhibits very poor driving ability and judgement in a passive manner. In contrast to the poor aggressive driving characteristics ov the typical Mustang or entry level BMW driver, the road manner ov the toyotadope is halcyon under the delusion that they are operating in a safe manner. Although the disease may afflict owners ov other marques, the uncanny commonality ov symptoms apparent in drivers ov non-sporting Toyota and Lexus automobiles warrants the appellative designation ov Toyotadope. Symptoms ov the disease include driving well under the speed limit, taking an excessive length ov time to execute a turn, failure to drive after a traffic light turns green, stopping as soon as a light turns yellow, swerving all over their lane without drug inebriation, randomly stopping without triggering their hazard lights, and stopping when the adjacent traffic has a stop sign and the toyotadope does not. Although the toyotadope may believe that they are driving in a safe manner, their behavior clearly increases the level ov hazard by clogging up the sensical and consensual flow ov traffic. The proliferation ov toyotadopes can be viewed as a plague or scourge ov the roadways, and trepidation must be taken while operating a vehicle in vicinity to them. It must also be noted from quantitative observation that the most common type ov person afflicted with the disease is a young to middle aged female with leftist political ideologies.

I'm sorry that your pizza is late sir. I was stuck behind a toyotadope for most ov the way here.

Toyotadope by Puddles the Seal January 3, 2019

tookadope

Used to describe exteremely strong marijuana. Named by Chief Keef after his gang the Black Disciples murdered Shondale “Tooka” Gregory in the streets of Chicago.

I’m smoking tookadope baby, there is no one like you baby.

tookadope by Themacnav May 1, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008