Towel holder 

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

Towel holder by Onid July 26, 2022

Tea towel holder 

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.

Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

Tea towel holder by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

dirty towel holder 

A dirty towel holder is the slang for bumhole,anus,bullethole,chocolate star,ring,poo pipe,gary glitter

Me dirty towel holder has grapes coming out of it!!

dirty towel holder by fuckshu January 13, 2011

70's Tea Towel Holder 

The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.

I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night

70's Tea Towel Holder by Jack Smack October 30, 2003

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

grannys tea towel holder 

your asshole

grannys tea towel holder by Clive October 8, 2003

1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

1970s Tea Towel Holder by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009