Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fuckshu

woolywoofter

A person who is a poofter.Someone who woofs woollies. A queer

george michael,prince,elton john,the small one from take that and the fat one from westlife are all a woolywoofter(gay) in their own league

woolywoofter by fuckshu January 13, 2011

A dirty towel holder is the slang for bumhole,anus,bullethole,chocolate star,ring,poo pipe,gary glitter

Me dirty towel holder has grapes coming out of it!!

It's my birthday tomorrow,hopefully i get some cockalicky bird

cockalicky by fuckshu January 13, 2011

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

cansmasher by fuckshu January 13, 2011

the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector

"john terry is a penile injector"

"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"

"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"