Clive's definitions

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

ferosome

adj. Neither ferocious nor fearsome but an incredibly overwhelmingly scary combination of the two.

My dogs are not ferosome; they are brandishing their teeth in friendship!

by Clive February 11, 2004

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 8, 2003

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 8, 2003

mufty

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

by clive May 12, 2003