Clive's definitions

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

by clive May 12, 2003

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 8, 2003

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 8, 2003