Definitions by Clive

ougats 

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

ougats by Clive February 12, 2005

ferosome 

adj. Neither ferocious nor fearsome but an incredibly overwhelmingly scary combination of the two.

My dogs are not ferosome; they are brandishing their teeth in friendship!

ferosome by Clive February 11, 2004

grannys tea towel holder 

your asshole

grannys tea towel holder by Clive October 8, 2003

penco 

a penis

penco by Clive October 8, 2003

kojak's helper 

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

kojak's helper by Clive October 8, 2003

daddys sauce

sperm.
from the daddy's sauce advert

you are getting daddies sauce tonight love.

daddys sauce by Clive October 8, 2003

Ned 

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

Ned by Clive October 8, 2003