Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 08, 2003

daddys sauce

sperm.
from the daddy's sauce advert

you are getting daddies sauce tonight love.

by Clive October 08, 2003

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 08, 2003

mufty

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

by clive May 12, 2003

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 07, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 08, 2003

ougats

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

by Clive February 12, 2005