Tould 

Thinking it would make sense but it just doesn’t

“I really tould go to the grocery store, but j got groceries yesterday”

Tould by nalediiii January 10, 2025

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told by Samchester April 12, 2013

Volun-told 

When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.

your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.

Volun-told by Jackie Kushner February 17, 2009

Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

Who told you to put the balm on? by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

PD Told Me 

Gaming terminology to describe having ' insider knowledge '

A term used when you ' discover ' something, keep it to yourself, and proceed to use said ' knowledge '.

When called out for bullshitting proclaim PD Told Me stopping the accusations dead

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '

When you attempt to justify purchasing levels by claiming to have discovered an XP Glitch - PD Told Me about it

PD Told Me by IDontLikeCreative May 4, 2022

i told the moon about you. 

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.

“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

i told the moon about you. by shelovesyou51855 March 16, 2021

Toldie 

A small, long piece of shit.

Ross put his toldie in Paddie's ear.

Toldie by 1337(-)4><012 April 27, 2011