Touldn't

The touldn't is the anus, located directly next to the taint.

I wouldn't go near my touldn't tonight, I just pooped.

Would you like one finger or two in your touldn't ?

by Martin moneymaker January 20, 2012

'Twouldn't

A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.

'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...

by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011

'Twouldn't've

It would not have

'Twouldn't've happened ─ even if you'd tried.

by ─·─ March 1, 2021

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

Toulon

A small ass town nobody has heard of. To the locals, it is known as BFE or the boonies.

A local: "I live in Toulon."
Someone from somewhere you've heard of: "Where's Toulon?"

by fille de mystere August 14, 2008

Toulan

Pronounced Two-Land without the d. Toulan/ تولان is usually a feminine name but it can be a unisex name. Very less people know about it because it’s a very unique and uncommon name. The meaning is "شديدة السحر واللطافة " which means “very kind and charming. It’s origin is from Turkey.

In the Arabic language this name is sisters with the name Tuleen/Toleen.

Person: What’s your name?
Toulan: My name is Toulan.
Person: That’s a really nice name, i’ve never heard of it, what does is it mean?
Toulan: It’s a Turkish name which means charming and kind.
Person: That’s such a pretty name.

by toulana6969 June 15, 2022

Tould

Thinking it would make sense but it just doesn’t

“I really tould go to the grocery store, but j got groceries yesterday”

by nalediiii January 10, 2025