Toldie

A small, long piece of shit.

Ross put his toldie in Paddie's ear.

by 1337(-)4><012 April 27, 2011

toldy

A contraction of two words; toby and toley. Most often used to describe an extreme gay sex act involving chicken giblets.

my friend and i enjoyed a furious toldy. group toldy's are the best, aren't they??

by nimrod's son April 7, 2009

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023