Volun-told
Volun-told by Jackie Kushner February 17, 2009
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Volun-Told
Being Volun-Told means someone volunteers a person or multiple persons to do something for them or someone else and is usually used in school
Volun-Told by TypicalUrban February 17, 2019
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voluntold
"You slack ass ensigns. Since none of you are going to volunteer, consider yourselves all voluntold. See you tomorrow morning at 0600."
voluntold by Kevin Ferguson December 12, 2003
Word of the Day on April 11, 2017
voluntold
voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
voluntold by Honorarius April 17, 2006
Word of the Day on December 25, 2016
Voluntold
Volentold
result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.
monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend
thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.
Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend
thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.
Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(
Volentold by Collateral Damage July 5, 2009
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