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four-toothed cousin-fucker
A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Totoed
To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!
Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!
Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!
Horse Toothed Jackass
Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.
Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008
silver toothed child
A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.
silver toothed child by Tf92 November 10, 2020
Tophed
To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
Tophed by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009
saber-toothed crotch cricket
saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026