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To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!

Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!
I wonder which airline has totoed the most people?
Totoed by RTOTOJ January 17, 2011
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From totoed airport luggage to being totoed in general - when, finaly, all is lost.
Halt pollution - before our dwindling bush, beast and board are gone in toto; and, we're all totoed.
Totoed by Welsh Dionysus January 13, 2023
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A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Totodile 

An water type, crocodile/alligator pokemon with long teeths.
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You can gain an totodile in pokemon laboratory of professor elm.
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i tooted 

i tooted by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

tooted up 

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher
I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.
tooted up by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012
a more pleasant way to state that you have farted
tooted by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007
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