top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!
by htownbound November 8, 2013
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Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
by hilarioyo November 16, 2015
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