Definitions by hilarioyo

three wipe rule 

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

three wipe rule by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

Shartist 

Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.

I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.

Shartist by hilarioyo July 13, 2021

Top-shelving 

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

Top-shelving by hilarioyo January 21, 2016

Hamburger Hole 

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.

That White Castle gave me hamburger hole.

Hamburger Hole by hilarioyo January 8, 2016

wraparound 

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.

I had Friday off for the fourth of July but took a wraparound so I could party it up on Sunday.

wraparound by hilarioyo July 5, 2014

mortal trifecta 

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

mortal trifecta by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

flex stop 

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

flex stop by hilarioyo September 28, 2013