Shartist

Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.

I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.

by hilarioyo July 13, 2021

Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo January 21, 2016

Hamburger Hole

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.

That White Castle gave me hamburger hole.

by hilarioyo January 8, 2016

mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

wraparound

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.

I had Friday off for the fourth of July but took a wraparound so I could party it up on Sunday.

by hilarioyo July 5, 2014

flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 28, 2013