TOP

Short for “Trump Old Party.” Also known as GOP 2.0. The Republican Party hijacked by the morally corrupt Donald J. Trump, who is being insincerely supported by self-serving political chameleons, who expect him to back them in the next election.
TOP members, who falsely parroted that there was election fraud that prevented their Pinocchio boss from winning a second term in 2020, are like political yo-yos who can’t fight on their own merits but to suck up to a morally bankrupt Insurrectionist-in-Chief for his electoral and financial support.
by Covido January 09, 2022
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a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.
There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!
by bitchdracula666 December 26, 2008
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Expression of Oral Sex
Tongue on Penis or Tongue on Pussy...
I want some Top!!!
by Tee216 February 23, 2017
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A short reference to either LAPTOP or PALMTOP computers.
Damn, shoulda brought mah TOP so I could check the email out here!
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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Top Top is a reference to giving a blowjob.
by Killrazor June 08, 2018
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top of the top

Tom: “Good morning, Jeffrey.”
Jeffrey: “ Top of the top, Tom.”
by slatkaveli March 22, 2022
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Top top is a stupid phrase used by the worst player ever to win the Main Event of the World Series of Poker. It means to have top pair and top kicker.
"I'm sorry but I have top top"-Jamie Gold, en route to luckboxing his way to first place
by onearmedninja July 12, 2008
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