Toophed
Absolutely slamming tired, like whenever every class has hw and yo pillow hot and that next day, you’re toophed
Toophed by BeeRhett19 September 1, 2021
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four-toothed cousin-fucker
A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Toophed • tophed • tooched • toopoed • tooshed • Toothed • Toothed-Cartwheels • toothed clam • toothed-up • toothed vagina
Horse Toothed Jackass
Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.
Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008
silver toothed child
A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.
silver toothed child by Tf92 November 10, 2020
Tophed
To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
Tophed by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009
saber-toothed crotch cricket
saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003
saber-toothed seal
A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.