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Kingdok

A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.

Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
George seems to rule the board meetings, but he's just the kingdok of the head CEO.
by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
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tardigrade

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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frost grizzly

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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gazilla

A kaiju, like Godzilla, but a gazelle.
The giant antelope is coming! Run! It's Gazilla!
by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015
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Balrog

A college student who has been in the same course for several years because he doesn't study.
That Balrog...a student from an older batch. He shall not pass!
by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015
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zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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