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After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
Get the zombie sodamug. 1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
Get the tardigrademug. by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015
Get the gazillamug. A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
Get the saber-toothed sealmug. A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
Get the frost grizzlymug. by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015
Get the shroom-domug. A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
Get the koandamug.