Smilodactyl222's definitions
After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
