Smilodactyl222's definitions

Balrog

A college student who has been in the same course for several years because he doesn't study.

That Balrog...a student from an older batch. He shall not pass!

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

Mockingjay

A hybrid between a wild animal and a domestic one caused by feral animals crossing with wild varieties. Named after a similar incident from the backstory of "The Hunger Games".

I've heard stray dogs in Australia are producing mockingjays with the native dingoes...

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

gazilla

A kaiju, like Godzilla, but a gazelle.

The giant antelope is coming! Run! It's Gazilla!

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

Kingdok

A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.

Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".

George seems to rule the board meetings, but he's just the kingdok of the head CEO.

by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015

koanda

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.

Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.

by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015

saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

frost grizzly

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.

The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015