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Definitions by Smilodactyl222

zombie soda 

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
zombie soda by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

tardigrade 

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
tardigrade by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

shroom-do 

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.
Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.
shroom-do by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

saber-toothed seal 

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

frost grizzly 

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.
frost grizzly by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.

Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
George seems to rule the board meetings, but he's just the kingdok of the head CEO.
Kingdok by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.
koanda by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015