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zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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tardigrade

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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gazilla

A kaiju, like Godzilla, but a gazelle.
The giant antelope is coming! Run! It's Gazilla!
by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015
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saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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frost grizzly

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
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shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.
Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.
by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015
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koanda

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.
by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
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