A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.
Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
by Smilodactyl222 February 08, 2015

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
by Smilodactyl222 March 08, 2015

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
by Smilodactyl222 February 08, 2015

A hybrid between a wild animal and a domestic one caused by feral animals crossing with wild varieties. Named after a similar incident from the backstory of "The Hunger Games".
by Smilodactyl222 February 05, 2015

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015
