Smilodactyl222's definitions

frost grizzly

A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.

The frost grizzly is the only known enemy of saber-toothed seals.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

gazilla

A kaiju, like Godzilla, but a gazelle.

The giant antelope is coming! Run! It's Gazilla!

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.

This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.

by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.

Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

Balrog

A college student who has been in the same course for several years because he doesn't study.

That Balrog...a student from an older batch. He shall not pass!

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

Mockingjay

A hybrid between a wild animal and a domestic one caused by feral animals crossing with wild varieties. Named after a similar incident from the backstory of "The Hunger Games".

I've heard stray dogs in Australia are producing mockingjays with the native dingoes...

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

koanda

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.

Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.

by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015