Definitions by Smilodactyl222
zombie soda
After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
zombie soda by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
tardigrade
1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
tardigrade by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
shroom-do
shroom-do by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015
saber-toothed seal
A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
frost grizzly
A large arctic carnivore, scientifically recognized as Ursus maritimus, that less-poetic people often call a polar bear.
frost grizzly by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015
Kingdok
A puppet leader, often used to appease the subordinates, who is under complete control by another, usually greater, governing power.
Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
Named after Kingdok, the king of the Rat Creatures from Jeff Smith's "Bone".
Kingdok by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015
koanda
A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.
koanda by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015