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To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
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when you get hit, knocked, pushed, or pwnt in the back while sitting down or standing up by a huge, ugly toph who is trying to get thru.
"omg i jus got tophed in the back."
tophed by Dr. Pwn May 24, 2003
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Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.
Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher
Topher by Loopy<3 January 5, 2023

Topherism 

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather
Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.
Topherism by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

flat-topped 

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.
You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.
flat-topped by Ming64 March 28, 2018

Topheezy 

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.
(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!
Topheezy by original.topheezy May 14, 2009

Tophering 

(Verb). To make something easier through means of cheating, cheat codes, cracking tools or a guide. Specifically related to Video games.
He was completely tophering his way through Final Fantasy 7.
Tophering by EvilZ3RO December 15, 2012
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