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A tomwalker is an extraordinary man that sees the world like no one else. A tomwalker is the one you have been waiting for your entire life even though you have known him since the beginning. A tomwalker is kind, sensitive, genius, and rare. A tomwalker listens to you and remembers what you say. A tomwalker has green eyes that can see parts of you that no one else ever has or ever will. A tomwalker is the one you created in your mind-as your perfect match-the one you dreamed of, thought of, and wished for, the one you still can't believe actually exists.
Lucky is the girl that has found her Tomwalker because she has found a priceless rarity.
Tomwalker by adl1975 August 1, 2009
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Fresh Toadwalker 

When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.
"Hey, this is Fresh Toadwalker."
Fresh Toadwalker by DynestiGTI July 19, 2018

tomstalkery 

1) Looking up someone you don't know very well on Myspace and messaging them when you didn't have the sack to talk to them in person. Related to tomfoolery.

2) Messaging someone on Myspace you have seen around in real life, but never met.
Elizabeth engaged in tomstalkery by messaging Andrew.
tomstalkery by abm19470 January 1, 2009
An unknown or uninvited "follower" on twitter.
You have a new follower on twitter
But who is this person? Uh, oh, I have another twalker.
twalker by DrGUM February 17, 2009
A "Twitter Stalker" aka someone who stalks you on Twitter by constantly re-tweeting, commenting, and generally obsessing over your tweets.
"John is pretty nice but he's kind of a twalker"
twalker by EmilyS October 20, 2009
a person that signed up for twitter but never ever tweets just stalks peoples feeds
he has like three tweets and hes been active 2 years must be a "twalker"
twalker by shroom21 November 9, 2014
Someone who can talk and walk at the same time. Obviously a person of some intelligence as opposed to a 'chalker' (someone who can barely chew gum and walk at the same time). Varient: to twalk, twalking.
Alice is a first class twalker. She could twalk under wet cement.
Twalker by MillieDarkly April 23, 2009