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A tomwalker is an extraordinary man that sees the world like no one else. A tomwalker is the one you have been waiting for your entire life even though you have known him since the beginning. A tomwalker is kind, sensitive, genius, and rare. A tomwalker listens to you and remembers what you say. A tomwalker has green eyes that can see parts of you that no one else ever has or ever will. A tomwalker is the one you created in your mind-as your perfect match-the one you dreamed of, thought of, and wished for, the one you still can't believe actually exists.
Lucky is the girl that has found her Tomwalker because she has found a priceless rarity.
Tomwalker by adl1975 August 1, 2009
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Fresh Toadwalker 

When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.
"Hey, this is Fresh Toadwalker."
Fresh Toadwalker by DynestiGTI July 19, 2018

tomstalkery 

1) Looking up someone you don't know very well on Myspace and messaging them when you didn't have the sack to talk to them in person. Related to tomfoolery.

2) Messaging someone on Myspace you have seen around in real life, but never met.
Elizabeth engaged in tomstalkery by messaging Andrew.
tomstalkery by abm19470 January 1, 2009
An unknown or uninvited "follower" on twitter.
You have a new follower on twitter
But who is this person? Uh, oh, I have another twalker.
twalker by DrGUM February 17, 2009
A "Twitter Stalker" aka someone who stalks you on Twitter by constantly re-tweeting, commenting, and generally obsessing over your tweets.
"John is pretty nice but he's kind of a twalker"
twalker by EmilyS October 20, 2009
a person that signed up for twitter but never ever tweets just stalks peoples feeds
he has like three tweets and hes been active 2 years must be a "twalker"
twalker by shroom21 November 9, 2014
Someone who can talk and walk at the same time. Obviously a person of some intelligence as opposed to a 'chalker' (someone who can barely chew gum and walk at the same time). Varient: to twalk, twalking.
Alice is a first class twalker. She could twalk under wet cement.
Twalker by MillieDarkly April 23, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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