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Alternative phrase: "wankadile.

Somebody who is a close mate.
Somebody you love as a marra.
Oi Daniel, your my topwanker you know that.
Topwanker by Viperian topwanker February 1, 2023
Words you can keep
Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.
Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her
Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

topwaver 

When your waves are spinnin' and you have reached elite status, a TopWaver is someone whose waves are flawless. A TopWaver means you are the best of the best. Top Teir
Your waves are spinnin so much you make it on TopWavers Instagram page
topwaver by TopWaver May 7, 2022
One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.
Spunk up the face, you titwanker!
titwanker by Anonymous August 15, 2003
A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
twanker by anycon December 23, 2004
A tomwalker is an extraordinary man that sees the world like no one else. A tomwalker is the one you have been waiting for your entire life even though you have known him since the beginning. A tomwalker is kind, sensitive, genius, and rare. A tomwalker listens to you and remembers what you say. A tomwalker has green eyes that can see parts of you that no one else ever has or ever will. A tomwalker is the one you created in your mind-as your perfect match-the one you dreamed of, thought of, and wished for, the one you still can't believe actually exists.
Lucky is the girl that has found her Tomwalker because she has found a priceless rarity.
Tomwalker by adl1975 August 1, 2009
A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...
@aplusk is a right twanker
twanker by e_mpika April 17, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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