Topwanker

Alternative phrase: "wankadile.

Somebody who is a close mate.
Somebody you love as a marra.

Oi Daniel, your my topwanker you know that.

by Viperian topwanker February 1, 2023

Twanker

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

topwaver

When your waves are spinnin' and you have reached elite status, a TopWaver is someone whose waves are flawless. A TopWaver means you are the best of the best. Top Teir

Your waves are spinnin so much you make it on TopWavers Instagram page

by TopWaver May 7, 2022

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

by anycon December 23, 2004

Tomwalker

A tomwalker is an extraordinary man that sees the world like no one else. A tomwalker is the one you have been waiting for your entire life even though you have known him since the beginning. A tomwalker is kind, sensitive, genius, and rare. A tomwalker listens to you and remembers what you say. A tomwalker has green eyes that can see parts of you that no one else ever has or ever will. A tomwalker is the one you created in your mind-as your perfect match-the one you dreamed of, thought of, and wished for, the one you still can't believe actually exists.

Lucky is the girl that has found her Tomwalker because she has found a priceless rarity.

by adl1975 August 1, 2009

twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009