2 definitions by ObaboSacredTexts

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry
Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.
by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019
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Damn dude sometimes Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried to hang himself again last week.
by ObaboSacredTexts May 19, 2019
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