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Schmorngy
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When
you are
simultaneously
sad
, mad, horny, and
angry
Dude I'm so
fucking
schmorngy. I'm failing
math
but saw that
one
bitch in class.
Schmorngy
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October 11, 2019
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Tomber
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A
boomer
who
often
has
suicidal thoughts
.
Damn dude
sometimes
Kyle
is such a tomber. I heard he tried to
hang
himself again last week.
Tomber
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May 18, 2019
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