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Schmorngy
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When you
are
simultaneously
sad, mad,
horny
, and angry
Dude I'm so
fucking
schmorngy. I'm
failing
math but saw
that one bitch
in class.
Schmorngy
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ObaboSacredTexts
October 11, 2019
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Tomber
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A
boomer
who
often
has
suicidal thoughts
.
Damn dude
sometimes
Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried
to hang
himself again last week.
Tomber
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ObaboSacredTexts
May 18, 2019
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