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Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.
Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
Tinder ban by Eve4 May 28, 2022
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tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

Tinderbang 

The art of meeting someone through Tinder and then banging them on the first date
Was hoping that I might tinderbang some girls while I'm in Nashville
Tinderbang by MuchoJorge January 26, 2017

tinderbender

A fart so massive it could bend a wooden bench.
Yesterday at the park John ripped a tinderbender and broke the bench.
tinderbender by FartMasta69 May 26, 2010

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture
Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate

Tinderdance

When you swap messages with a Tinder hottie, telling all your deets, and hope they don't ghost you for your two left feet.
Sally and I, we've been doing the Tinderdance, and, I hope she doesn't think I'm a freak.