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Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Tinderbang 

The art of meeting someone through Tinder and then banging them on the first date
Was hoping that I might tinderbang some girls while I'm in Nashville
Tinderbang by MuchoJorge January 26, 2017

Tinderesting 

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.
Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"
Tinderesting by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014

minderbating 

tricking yourself into a self induced mind fuck.
I couldn't wrap my head around the fifth dimension...I was minderbating all night.
minderbating by caromirrey November 6, 2011

Thinkerbating 

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Well -- I've been thinkerbating......
Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

TinderFacing 

The act of searching for a specific person on Facebook, with only knowing his/her first name and how he/she looks like in a few random/old/blurry/sunglassful photos shown on his/her Tinder profile
Dude 1: hey dude, how's it going with the ladies?
Dude 2: well I matched with a girl on Tinder but I'm not sure she's my type, and I don't know if I want to start a conversation
Dude 1: oh I see, why don't you just TinderFace her?
Dude 2: I hate TinderFacing, but maybe that's the right thing to do
TinderFacing by TheRest October 5, 2020