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tinderbater 

A guy who has no luck no on Tinder, but still fantasizes about the girls he sees on the app. Even to the point of saving their pictures and masturbating to them.
That guy is on Tinder all the time but never scored any chick from it, he is such a tinderbater.
tinderbater by t.zero April 1, 2016
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tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture
Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate
tinderbate by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018

tinderpated

Matching with someone you're actually quite interested in on tinder. Feeling twitterpated, but on tinder. Not to be confused with lust
Person 1: She's funny, smart, nerdy, AND hot!

Person 2: damn, bro! You're tinderpated ! Get it together.
tinderpated by Nerdpuns August 21, 2016

Tinderberg 

A Tinder profile/conversation that hints at the massive amount of crazy that you will experience in-person.
I should have known that the pics of him in animal onesies was just the tip of the furry fetish Tinderberg.
OR

I dodged that Tinderberg after she kept bringing up how close she was with her ex.
Tinderberg by Freudy McFreud October 2, 2019

Tindercated

Becoming more knowledgeable in regards to varying sexual preferences after spending time on Tinder.
I was Tindercated beyond vanilla after spending time on Tinder.
Tindercated by Tindercated November 3, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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