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To be stiff, or in a stiff like manor. Hard.
Crusty.
Cuando Jason se baña y se seca con la toalla, queda bien tieso
Tieso by Mookibarr July 12, 2018
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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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A spiritual/emotional connection you have to someone after being intimate with them, usually engaging in sexual intercourse. To the point that when you want to be rid of them from your mind and your life, even when you are far away from them and out of their prescence you still feel as if they are apart of you and apart of you is with them, Causing you to feel unwhole, as if you've given up some of yourself untangible that cannot be easily possessed again.
We have soul ties; we slept together months ago but sometimes I still feel connected to him, like it was just yesterday, though he did me wrong.
soul ties by ephiphany341 August 14, 2009

hens with ties 

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...
"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back
“This is the skin of a killer” is what Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan in twilight. This originated in the Twilight Shitposting group and it’s used daily in it.
“TITSOAK, Bella” said Edward while his skin shinned bright like a diamond and he looked disgusted by it.
“TITSOAK” said Frances when she saw a sparkling item that reminded her of Edward Cullen.
TITSOAK by twilightshitposting July 18, 2021

Tiresomejayjayplays

A roblox user who has played roblox for 3+ years and is known for “His charm” you might catch him on tiktok videos and mean but sweet!
“Do you know Tiresomejayjayplays?”
“Simps on ragdoll be boosting for him”
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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